Hi, I’m Maddie
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It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society
(via strangeparker)
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It’s not that I’m unaware of the suffering and soon-to-be-more suffering in the world…it’s that I know the suffering exists beside wet grass and a bright blue sky recently scrubbed by rain. The beauty and the suffering are equally true… (I need to) see it all and hold it for as long as I can.
— Ann Patchett, Tom Lake: A Novel (Harper, August 1, 2023) (via Book Review in Wall Street Journal, ‘Tom Lake’ Review: Ann Patchett’s Spotlight on the Past by Heller McAlpin, July 28, 2023)
(via pointnclick)
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my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!
@egberts how’s the toaster?
well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams
(via hellsite-hall-of-fame)
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catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight
wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back
(via spongebobssquarepants)
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Compilation
Forgetting another good one
never not thinking about Poison Jr
(via unclefather)
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having friends in dif time zones is just
If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!
(via ruinedchildhood)
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me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
certified iconic post
